Saturday, December 26, 2009

Last Breath Lyrics

I wrote this song after I had a break down at work this past Wednesday Night/Thursday Morning then went home. This is basically what I was thinking, and part of it what happened.

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[Intro]
Oh here we go again!
He's in one of them psycho states
And he's ready to drop bombs

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Relapse of AC Splyt
He's at work getting his wrists slit
He feels no pain when he uses a broken glass
All the anger inside of him goes away
But he's still alive so he's gotta deal with all the bullshit
Nothing can comfort him right now
He's in a state of not giving a fuck
Watch out people, don't you dare press your luck
He's ready to snap at anytime
Not like he was keeping his cool the whole time

[Chorus]
Just another one of those unfortunate events
Look at me, I'm having another relapse
No pills to help this mental state
Nobody to console to, I'm full of hate
Ready to have a breakdown
Go outside to cool down
It's not cool when you're raged up
No pills to pop to suppress your feelings
It's just a relapse that cycles over and over

[Verse 2]
Taking a look back at my life
I've accomplished nothing
It all got worst as time flew
I don't have enough time
I wanna ball up and cry
Stop taking the bullets out of this gun
Lost so many good people
Can't stay positive right now
I can't even make amends with my own mother
My actions made things worst

[Chorus]
Just another one of those unfortunate events
Look at me, I'm having another relapse
No pills to help this mental state
Nobody to console to, I'm full of hate
Ready to have a breakdown
Go outside to cool down
It's not cool when you're raged up
No pills to pop to suppress your feelings
It's just a relapse that cycles over and over

[Verse 3]
I'm so undeserving with everything
I don't want your sympathy
This is the way my life is supposed to be
This job, this money, the friendship, the pills, the family
What did I do to deserve all of this?
I've done nothing to earn it
You won't expect an apology from me
It's been a long time coming
Who would of thought it would be on Christmas Eve
I take all my baggage with me to my grave
While I pop a xanex and relax, then finally relapse

[Chorus]
Just another one of those unfortunate events
Look at me, I'm having another relapse
No pills to help this mental state
Nobody to console to, I'm full of hate
Ready to have a breakdown
Go outside to cool down
It's not cool when you're raged up
No pills to pop to suppress your feelings
It's just a relapse that cycles over and over

[Verse 4]
Relapsing outside in the cold streets
Walking home, talking to my home girl on the phone
Discussing the events that happened
Things aren't looking good for me
I probably don't have a job anymore
I struggle til I end up dead
These stupid little fucks should've spoke up louder
Things got so hectic when I dropped the bag
I flip the fuck out and just wanna die
Fast forward to my darkness of events
A pretty little angel I say I hate when I really don't, offers me a ride home
Me and her really don't say anything to each other
She can hear everything I say on the phone
We arrive at my house
She gets the door for me
I wanna hug her but I can't
I slip ten bucks for her
I feel so vulnerable - I wanna cry, I wanna die
I walk inside just wanting to end all of this

[Chorus]
Just another one of those unfortunate events
Look at me, I'm having another relapse
No pills to help this mental state
Nobody to console to, I'm full of hate
Ready to have a breakdown
Go outside to cool down
It's not cool when you're raged up
No pills to pop to suppress your feelings
It's just a relapse that cycles over and over


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Trapped Inside Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I creeped upstairs
Became the peeping tom in her bedroom
Oh no little girl, you're Jeffrey Dahmer's daughter
I just raped you
You're someone I wanna slaughter
Your life is ruined by my antics
All the horrid nightmares you have
All the vivid hallucinations you have of me spying
I've watched you for years waiting to move
You didn't have a fuckin clue
I caught you masturbating with my binos in a tree
You saw me move, and you got up and ran

[Chorus]
The police can't catch me
The police can't catch me
You never even saw my face
I'm just a dark figure as dark as the night
Ready to slay you with all my night
I remember the day you turned eleven
Your grandpa took you to the park to teach you how to fly a kite
You were the one I wanted
Kidnap you, take you to the basement
Drug you up so you don't know what happened
You're mine, don't take this kindly
You're dead if you leave

[Verse 2]
Looked in my basement
Next day, you wake up
Don't have a clue where you are
It looks like a prison you can't even escape from
All the nightmares you've been having
You've been violated in your sleep
It brings terror into reality
I come down, act like the hero
But I just wanna pretend to befriend you
Then rape you, and disfigure you

[Chorus]
The police can't catch me
The police can't catch me
You never even saw my face
I'm just a dark figure as dark as the night
Ready to slay you with all my night
I remember the day you turned eleven
Your grandpa took you to the park to teach you how to fly a kite
You were the one I wanted
Kidnap you, take you to the basement
Drug you up so you don't know what happened
You're mine, don't take this kindly
You're dead if you leave

[Verse 3]
Oh no, I'm holding you against your will
You're screaming for help
But help isn't coming
I'm duct taping you, abusing you
You're crying, I'm here to provide comfort
Nobody is gonna hurt you, I'm gonna rape you
You are protected by me, you'll be buried in my backyard
Sorry to say but your end is here
Now just close your eyes my dear

[Chorus]
The police can't catch me
The police can't catch me
You never even saw my face
I'm just a dark figure as dark as the night
Ready to slay you with all my night
I remember the day you turned eleven
Your grandpa took you to the park to teach you how to fly a kite
You were the one I wanted
Kidnap you, take you to the basement
Drug you up so you don't know what happened
You're mine, don't take this kindly
You're dead if you leave


©2009 ACSPLYT

Saturday, December 19, 2009

All Or Nothing Freestyle (Christy Diss)

Only reason I did that song for you
Was because it was your birthday
Let me drop the bomb on you
I'm a psychopathic monster that was created
I lost everything, what else is there for me to lose?
You want me to act like a fool
Fine, call the cops and tell me I date raped you
Tell everyone at work I'm a pedophile
Get me fired for sexual harassment
Then I'm gonna take you to by basement
Tie you up so you don't escape
You never cared about me
So I gotta act like a pussy bitch
And resort to this sick shit
I cared about you so much
That I acted in all angles
But you know what - this shit is weak
Think I give a fuck
I'm just getting started
I got enough dirt on you to have you murdered
Gonna bury your limbs in the park
Scatter you all over Tampa
I don't have a reason to dislike you
I simply got bored playing the creepy sweetheart
I dare you to ruin my image
I'll come back and shoot up Steak n Shake
Keep you hostage til the next morning
While I do a wake and bake
Stab you in the pussy with my knife
Multiple times til you start bleeding
You'll be bleeding bad when it's dripping down your legs like you had a period
Your screaming in pain cuz it hurts so much
I shove my head in between your pussy
Blood smeared all over my face like Bloody Mary
You'll be so distorted, you'll forget to be wary
Wait for the cops to come in
But the victim is dead
I'm not sorry I had to say this
I'll be dead before the cops or your friends even get to me
I'm too smart for this shit
So suck on a dick
While I bloody your clit
And stab you over and over with my prick
I'll see you in hell my precious little doll
Now you know why I'm off the wall


©2009 ACSPLYT

Jingle Bells Lyrics

(Chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh

[Verse 1]
Yo, you think this is gonna be a white Christmas
Fuck that, I'm dressed with a hockey mask and leaving with a butcher knife
Leavin blood on the show
Caught Patrick cheatin, Santa wanted to punch that ho
That ain't a joke, he don't play
He's gonna be checkin the naughty list five times a day
He thought he could laugh all the way
But he wasn't laughin when I jacked him for his sleigh
Oh no, Nick's a goner
He's in my tummy, while I'm eatin Blitzen and Donor
Go back to the North Pole
And give Mrs. Claus something to ride on
She's on her knees sayin "Jizz on me baby"
Really gave the new meaning to "Ho, Ho, Ho"
Watch out Santa, your wife on the prowl
Gonna kick you out
And leave you out in the cold

(Chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh

[Verse 2]
Time to play Reindeer Games
Grab Rudolph's horns and bend em back til his nose turns red
I'm gonna send him back to his faggot friends
While I burn his nuts on fire
Oh my, Santa listed me as naughty
Because I fucked his wife and his daughter
He got mad when I left nog on their pussy
Oh why do you gotta act like a wussy
You need to lose some weight my friend
All the milk and cookies get eaten too quick
I mean really, when was the last time you seen your dick
Sorry to throw a fit
But every year I got molested by my mom while receiving clothes and shit

(Chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh


©2009 ACSPLYT

Monday, December 14, 2009

Diary of a Mad Man Album [2009]

1. P.S.A. 2009 (Intro)
2. Mad Man's Domestic Violence
3. Ghost's March
4. Motherless
5. Restless Dream (Skit)
6. R.E.M.
7. Ginger Snaps
8. Love-Lock
9. Crazy Train
10. Sligh Turist Recount (Skit)
11. The Emptiness
12. C.L.V.
13. Indestructible Truth
14. Old Man's Voice
15. Triggers (Skit)
16. Love And The Butcher Knife
17. Private Service Announcement (Outro)

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Triggers (Skit)

(AC Splyt)
No.. no.. no.. no..
What the fuck man
I'm not good enough

(Barney)
Let you die
Your worthless
Your soul is mine

(AC Splyt)
Fuck you man, no

(Barney)
Listen to the voice in your head motherfucker

(AC Splyt)
No... NO!!!


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Sligh Turist Recount (Skit)

(AC Splyt)
I remember the day I arrived
I felt so fucked up after breaking down
I was so uncomfortable till after I got admitted
I wanted to die, but I finally calmed down
I just wanted my pills, and wanted to escape
It was a very crazy weekend


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Restless Dream (Skit)

(Foot steps are heard)

(Rhiannon)
Somebody please help me

(You can hear raining)

(Rhiannon)
Please, somebody stop.

(Car pulls up)

(Rhiannon)
Thank you so much. Really. Thank you.
I'm soaking wet, I've been traveling for the past hour.
I'm freezing and nobody stopped. You're a life-saver.

(Man begins touching her, and feeling her up while she tries to escape but can't)

(Rhiannon)
Get the fuck away from me, you freak!
Get the fuck away. Help. Help. HELP!


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P.S.A. 2009 (Intro)

(AC Splyt)
Well, well, well
Guess who's back?
Did you all miss me?
I know I missed you
If you're listening to this
Then I'm already dead
I do not promote the violence
So whatever you do, don't try this at home


©2009 ACSPLYT

Private Service Announcement (Outro)

(Barney)
Ahh... I'm finally awake

(Barney) (Realizes he is strapped to the table)
What the... what the FUCK!?!

(AC Splyt)
I got you now motherfucker!

(Sounds of screaming and chainsaws are head)


©2009 ACSPLYT